Huckabee Summons Juiblex With The Brown Note

In a recent trip to a grade school music class in South Carolina, Huckabee successfully played the brown note.  From the asses of 528 third graders came Juiblex, The Faceless Lord.  Rising up into a pudding of darkness he squirted to Huckabee.  What is thy bidding? ...

God on Huckabee: Fuck ‘im, that Wanker.

God, also known as Lemmy Kilmister of Motorhead, was asked by SFP about the recent occult activities of Presidential candidate Mike Huckabee (R-AK). Recently Huckabee harnessed the ancient power of the lunar eclipse to increase his political strength in the GOP race,...

Huckabee to Harness Power of Eclipse

Refusing to concede the Republican Presidential campaign to Sen. John McCain, former Gov. Mike Huckabee has taken a turn many have not expected. Turning away from his deep, Christian faith, Huckabee declared that on the night of Feb. 20, 2008, he will offer a...