We’re not back. Not all of us. Or we might be. Occasionally.

But probably not. Nothing is certain in life. Except for some things. Like breathing. Otherwise it’s not life. I’m talking about humans.


I’m Craig Mayhem. It’s a really dumb last name. It’s not my real last name. I chose it a verly long time ago when I was much stupider and believed my heavy metal band was really going somewhere. It did not go anywhere.

Also we thought our podcast was going somewhere. It went on to the Internet. Which is a series of tubes, not a somewhere.

Anyway there might be more stuff soon.

But not like it used to be.