London just got more dangerous! This Tuesday some bloke with bollocks the size of the Queen Mary absconded with a marble catshark from an aqarium in Hampshire, UK.

A breeding pair of the sharks can fetch 50 thousand pounds, but the single shark is only worth about 10,000 – which in US dollars is just shy of a million thousand.

Shark Week seems to have cast its net accross the Atlantic and even thieves are catching shark fever.

Which I believe can be cured by a +1 wand of healing wielded by a paladin or cleric.

Source: Reuters