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The one in the skirt: once played bass in a black metal group called,
Eternis Anticristo. Has a Level 29 Mage on Guild Wars. Likes poetry and
pudding. Lives with grandmother.

The mohawked 12 year old: is super proud of winning the Yu-gi-oh
tournament at the local comic shop. Hopes to spend earnings on more
glue and dog hair to paste to his neck.

The one in the gas mask: is actually inhaling his own farts.

The last dude: once sang for Britny Fox. Is now trying to gain back his fame in a side project called Polyester Pistol.