chupacabra.jpgSouth Texas, your deathride is officially over!

Over the summer several residents reported a “big-eared, ugly animal” rampaging through the hell that is South Texas.

Well kids, it’s not a Cupacabra. (Damn!) It’s actually a bunch of hairless coyotes. (Yaaay!)

A rancher found 3 of them near her property and cut off the head of one to save for DNA testing.

She’s also going to have it mounted. Because, you know, Texas.