South Texas, your deathride is officially over!
Over the summer several residents reported a “big-eared, ugly animal” rampaging through the hell that is South Texas.
Well kids, it’s not a Cupacabra. (Damn!) It’s actually a bunch of hairless coyotes. (Yaaay!)
A rancher found 3 of them near her property and cut off the head of one to save for DNA testing.
She’s also going to have it mounted. Because, you know, Texas.