Witches Pretty Much Suck

This is a fun patrol. Not an evil patrol. We’re not big fans of evil things. As a matter of fact, you might say that evil things are not good at all. In our opinion. But one thing we can all agree on is how shitty witches are. They are shitty, idiot people who...

I’m a One-Man Flash Mob

It’s the most wonderful time of the year if you like egg nog and parking really far away from the Best Buy. And speaking of retail commerce, I’m wondering if Victoria’s Secret is having no actual plan for their store layouts. And with 60% of America...