Life In These United States

This country is full of overblown outrage. This is part of the reason I hate comedians as people. You hate reading bumper stickers? Wow, step back from the edge, Captain Edgington, you might fall in! But sometimes you have to be outraged at something and I think...

Safari Gang Violence

RED OAK, Texas – An 18-year-old man was arrested Friday and accused of killing a zebra named Zambi in a drive-by shooting. A drive by zebra killing? What?!!?!! Zambi was shot dead July 5 as he grazed in a pasture at HiView Farms outside of Waxahachie, about 30...