by Sag | Jun 11, 2008 | 07. Announcements, 09. Legends of Urb, Sag
A Saurian invader was captured earlier today by SFP agents. The Reptoid quickly made a brief change into celebrity Conan O’Brien when attempts to seduce SFP agents as Academy Award winning actress Tilda Swinton weren’t yielding results. It appears that...
by Craig Mayhem | Nov 2, 2007 | 09. Legends of Urb, Craig Mayhem
South Texas, your deathride is officially over! Over the summer several residents reported a “big-eared, ugly animal” rampaging through the hell that is South Texas. Well kids, it’s not a Cupacabra. (Damn!) It’s actually a bunch of hairless...
by Craig Mayhem | Oct 31, 2007 | 09. Legends of Urb, Craig Mayhem
Bill Belichick has nothing but contempt for you and no time for you. In my estimation, Bill Belichick will also supplant EVERY horror movie villain because he is PURE EVIL. Here are only SOME of the things this execrable hellspawn has done this season alone! Shot a...
by Sag | Mar 30, 2007 | 09. Legends of Urb, Sag
The largest burger in the world has predicted that… Toward the end there will be a decline in belief in all religions. A powerful wind from the north, carrying dust, will choke many people. Many men will be killed and women will out number men 7 to 1. Prior to...
by Craig Mayhem | Dec 20, 2006 | 09. Legends of Urb, Craig Mayhem
Sinterklaus. Santa. Kris Kringle. Weird Fat Chimney Climber. These are the names we call the guy who breaks into your house and leaves gifts for your kids while you aren’t paying attention. What are your kids doing for this guy and do you really want to know?...
by Sag | Oct 24, 2006 | 08. The Super Fun Dictionary, 09. Legends of Urb, Sag
Demogorgon is a powerful demon prince. He is known as the Prince of Demons, a self-proclaimed title he holds by virtue of his power and influence. Demogorgon lives on the 88th layer of the Abyss, known as The Abysm, Brine Flats, or Gaping Maw. The hatred between Orcus...
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