Smart Ones Lasagna Bolognese Review

I decided to start eating out less at restaurants to save some cash because I love my country.  I’m about to save you some grief.  This meal is fucking awful.  It has the aroma of vomit.  Apparently, it is a WeightWatchers product.  I...

Shaq defies large trends! Giants rise from the dead!

Basketball star Shaquille O’Neal has apparently purchased a Smart Car.  This has caused some startling results. Andre The Giant came back from the dead earlier this week to inform Shaq that “you can’t nail four women at a time in the back seat...

Reptoid Shape Shifter Caught

A Saurian invader was captured earlier today by SFP agents. The Reptoid quickly made a brief change into celebrity Conan O’Brien when attempts to seduce SFP agents as Academy Award winning actress Tilda Swinton weren’t yielding results.  It appears...