Sharkwatch: SharkEffers

I am pretty fed up with sharks these days. Just look at how smug they look. They’re probably the smuggest of the ocean’s pelagic species. Bill Maher has nothing on the smuggery of sharks. Sharks are eating people up a lot this year. From the Red Sea to New...

I Don’t Want To Do Things

I eat a couple of cans of Campbell’s soup every week. For breakfast every morning, I eat Multi-Grain Chex. What these products have in common is Boxtops for Education. Boxtops for Education is a program by which you can help your local school get some wonderful...

Witches Pretty Much Suck

This is a fun patrol. Not an evil patrol. We’re not big fans of evil things. As a matter of fact, you might say that evil things are not good at all. In our opinion. But one thing we can all agree on is how shitty witches are. They are shitty, idiot people who...