I was watching “The Hills Have Eyes” last night and that got me thinking about the possibility of atomic attack, and an even greater possibility of mutants worshipping the bomb in an ape infested planet.  So I picked up a recent copy of the St. Louis Globe-Democrat today.  Oh?  You thought it was called the St. Louis Post Dispatch?  Never heard of it.  Well anyway, I just wanted to pass along the warning.  Get out of St. Louis.  It isn’t safe.

February 4, 1956, St. Louis Globe-Democrat:

Although St. Louis is listed officially as one of the “most probable targets for atomic attack,” there are no immediate plans to equip this area with anti-aircraft weapons capable of stopping Soviet Russia’s best planes.