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Maybe it's about bees. Maybe it's about your colon and how you should eat charcoal or your pooper will flatten out. Maybe you should just funking listen for once in your life! AND TAKE OFF YOUR PANTS!

Also George Carlin died over the weekend. The world has lost an influential comedian. He was an athiest. So was John Deere - the guy who invented plouging and cutting the grass. One of those statements isn't true.

John Deere invented putting your penis in a mud hole in the groud.

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Paul Alamo is a rich rich man. He's got connections in all the right places. This means he not only has a hard-to-find Wii, but ALSO the impossible to find Wii Fit. Paul knows people. People like the Devil. The Devil makes the Wii. Think about that next time you pop MarioKart in your Wii-hole.

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I am in between jobs right now and have turned into a big stinko slob and haven't taken care of business. Good news is I start in a week. Bad news is Matthew Mcconaughey is going to be Doctor Who when they make the movie in the US.

Just you watch.

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Last show was in fact, the Stinko De Mayo show. This show is the group sex show. Group sex with a group of people who you do not want to have sex with. Because the truth of the matter is that group sex is most often with these people.

Go wild with your fantasy!

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I've had a blow to the head. I must have because I don't know what this title means. I'm sure it has something to do with us discussing the sexuality of sheep and if sheep can be gay and if they were would they know they were gay.

Would they care?

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Well if they didn't before, the last segment of this show will surely change their mind!

Also - Earth Day! Fortune Cookies! MORE! LOUD! THINGS!

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A song about counting is a huge hit! Maybe we're all just nostalgic for Sesame Street. Maybe it reminds us of cheerleaders. Or maybe emaciated Canadians just get our rocks off.

No. It's because iPod rules your mind, sheeple.

Anywhoo, this is just one of the fun things we talk about on this episode!

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Sag is not a scientist, unless you count the study of boobs. In that case, he has a PhD in Boobology. But that doesn't stop us from consulting his vast non-knowledge of science. Click the Super Fun Player and hear what happens!

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Why Muslim Gold? Because gold is valuable and as a lot of you may know - we are experts on these kinds of things. I mean, the Dome of the Rock is made out of gold and there isn't even chocolate inside - or is there?

Listen and find out!

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Apparently you should take stock of absolutely everything you can about your psychiatrist's office. It's important to find out if your doctor is deranged or if he just likes track lighting.

All this and more in "TRACK LIGHTING" the 74th show of the Super Fun Patrol!

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It was St. Paddy's weekend and we thought it might be fun to drink a whole lot of alcohol and record a podcast.

And so we did.

Kids, here is a good example why you should not drink.

Then we played Guitar Hero. And ate some good-ass pizza.

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And the show that goes, "ping!"

Once again, we tackle the issues that affect normal Americans. This time it's the McJobs program as Sag visits a McDonald's staffed entirely by retarded folk.

Isn't it enough that these poor people get tarded once? Do they have to be retarded? I think we need to look at ourselves and decide why we allow this to happen.

Also John McCain.

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Seeing as how Werther's Originals DROPPED OUR SPONSORSHIP we decided to tackle their number one demographic - OLD PEOPLE.

Just try and retort to THIS, AARP!

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On this day in1836 Samuel Colt patented this:

Why is this important? I don't know. But he also invented underwater telegraph lines. Now it was possible to shoot your mouth off, then your gun.

And then a penis.

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We love everyone. But you always hurt the ones you love. That's why I punched a midget and lit your dog on fire.

Because I love. A lot.

Sorry about your car, dude.

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Tarnation! This here podcast is a passel of fun! These dudes ranch up a corral of laughs that'll make you want to punch a cow and drink some rotgut.

Yeehaw!

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I'm trying to get a quote on TV. MOVIE OF THE YEAR! YOU'LL BUY THE WHOLE SEAT BUT YOU'LL ONLY NEED THE EDGE!

Atonement is a perfect movie (if it had a lot more boobs).

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When there's lightning, you know it always brings me down.

Oh, Dio, you crazy metal elf! Where would we be without you?

South Dakota.

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What's your favorite duck? Really? That means you are gay. Also if your hand is bigger than your face, you have cancer and if you look at the TV through a small hole in a piece of paper, you can see god.

God, by the way, is also gay. Just putting that out there.

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Don your gay apparel and listen to the magic of Italian Christmas! Santa Mouse, the Bally Entertainment System, and lots of pizza.

This one is a humdinger.

Please hum our dingers.

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Magic beds, Sting, Unicorns, Monkeys, Candy. Some of these we talk about. Some we don't. Happy Effin' New Year.

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If you had unlimited resources and you had to die, how would you do it? Would you jump into a pool of razor sharp corn? Drive your car into hell? Well, we tackle this issue and much more RIGHT HERE ON THE SUPER FUN PATROL.

More at 11.

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Twenty-twenty-twenty bucks to to get in the show.
I wanna be laminated!
No skin or organs to cover up my bo-oh-ones!
I wanna be laminated!
Just plasticise my body, and put me in the show.
Hurry, hurry, hurry, before the rigor mortis grows!
Look at all my arteries, my testicles and toes!
Oh ho, oh ho, oh ho!

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English muffins will cave in your butt. This is a scientific fact made possible by Don Imus. He is a radio announcer. And a racist. And so we have racist foods. I saw an apple repressing a Hatian. The Frito Bandito wanted me to mention him, but I'm not going to do it.

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I took mine to Castle Dracula in Romania. We went up to the TV room and watched That's Incredible reruns with Lavar Burton. That's pretty strange, but nowhere near as weird as a penis in space. Just ask Buzz Aldrin...

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I'm gonna be honest with you - I don't remember what we talked about in this show. I know we laughed a lot making it, so maybe you can laugh out loud (lol) when you are listening to it.

Why wasn't it posted earlier? Well our intern, Skuzzbopper, didn't upload the file. It's all his fault. And he just told me to "eat a fucking bad turkey sandwich".

So there you go.

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By the way, you can't eat vanilla. You can flavor things with it, but trust me on this - I'm a scientist and also a Christian scientist and a monitor lizard as well.

What's the scariest thing in the world? A giant sexual organ. I'm talking very outsized. Do not go as this for Halloween because you will scare people to death and taxes.

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Paul Alamo is all man, but his choices in automobiles lean toward the gay side. Subaru, Jeep, Hybrid... Gay, gay, gay. I'm not saying there's anything wrong with that, I'm just saying.

Also, while I'm just saying, did you know that Juliette Lewis' head is freakish in design and execution? Also Patricia Arquette has man hands.

And living in Montana is pretty dumb. Probably also gay. (P.s. I have gay friends so I can say things like this and not be homophobic. Unless I am being homophobic in which case I am. I'll admit to anything.)

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Talk to Chuck. Schwab your navel. Naval Base. Base Jump. Jump around. Around the world. World News. News show. Show 54.

Our wonderful legal system, sport porking, real dolls and political sex terms are contained within.

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It's a clearinghouse of shows today. I'm pushing the button and making this happen. I'm a man of action. And of beets.

Did you know Iran is made of cheese? This and much more in this podcast.

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Look, sometimes we make a show and I don't remember what we talked about by the time I get around to posting it. I need to get a little notebook and write it down. In the meantime, why don't you cool yourselves down in the waters of lake Minnitonka?

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White people walk like this, and black people walk like this!

It's offensive, it's true and it makes a great meal.

Well it's the golden anniversary show which means you have to send us gold. It's the law.

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Show 50 is a very special episode of Super Fun Patrol. Pecos Bill stops by the gilf-plex to discuss the Patriots' cheating scandal and we drive a boat.

I'm gonna fix it. It works right now and that's all that matters. YOU DON'T KNOW THE PRESSURE I'M UNDER. It feels like I'm weighed down under a whale's dork. That weighs 1300 pounds. I learned that from Don Herbert. He's Mr. Wizard and he's dead.

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I can totally kick the shit out of a whole mess of trout!

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It's a madhouse! A MADHOUSE!

3 casts in one day? ARE WE FUCKING NUTS? No. We fuck granola.

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Sorry about the delay! We're back up and running on a new server. I don't remember what this show is about, but listen to it or I'll fuck your philodendron.

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Support our troops. Except for Eric. He's a douche.

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This show is all about roid rage. It in the media a lot how people get really angry and I can tell you I understand because when you work up enough guts to go get some preparation H from the Walgreens, it's bad. And when there's a domestic disturbance in the store prolonging your shopping experience, you get MAD.

TWO SHOWS POSTED IN ONE DAY. EAT THAT. EAT IT UP. WITH MASHED POTATOES.

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Maybe I should have a little quality control around here. It's like I don't proofread anything. Maybe I do or maybe I don't.

You know what smooth jazz is? It's a bullet from a fucking gun. You go listen to some smooth jazz, you're fucked forever!

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Chest makes your teeth whie and prevents cavities. But NOTHING ON THIS EARTH OR IN HEAVEN can prevent a cavity search from Paul Alamo.

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Show 42 should be a celebration of life, the universe and everything, but it's not. It's the story of how a doctor put metal things in me then gave me drugs.

You can't always get what you want, I guess.

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I had hernia surgery and got behind in posting. This one is called deliverance. I don't remember why. Hopefully something to do with Burt Fucking Reynolds.

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I had hernia surgery and got behind in posting. This one is called bonerfight. I don't remember why.

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Baby, I'd love it if I could wade in your bog. If I could just take my pink topedo boat to Tuna Town, I'd be a happy man. So call me! But don't expect a fancy dinner, 'cause I'm more interested in snacking - if you know what I mean!

I mean nachos.

IN FRANCE

AND EUROPE

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Europe is sexy, Europe is all right! Europe makes people sexy all night! Sexy people, sexy time, sexy dolphins, sexy limes!

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This is a great podcast! Be a shame to see it burning down someday... LIKE YOUR MOM'S DIAPER!

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We're going to talk about some tough issues here. Issues like testicles, hernias and hands on the testicles and hernias. Hands across the hernia. Touching me, touching you.

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Look, we're a little behind. Like an underfed butt. We are in a lull, a rut, a ditch... a canyon of poop. But we have acknowledged and are moving on. LISTEN RIGHT FUCKING NOW because there's going to be ANOTHER show posted in a few days.

ENEMOM!

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Zaxxon was a mighty good game. A mighty good game.

It made me cry.

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MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE SEXUAL TERMINOLOGY

Prince Adam did Teela? Shoot dawg, muffukkin' ORKO did Teela! That bitch has liberated more poles than Lech Walesa.