Boss Nass is delighted to hear about attempted penguin rape

By Sag on May 7, 2008 8:17 AM | Permalink | Comments (0) | TrackBacks (0)

"At first a peek, meesa thoughta the sealo was killing the pengy wengy. Why the sealo attempto to have 'turkey stuff' sexy with the pengy wengy is no clear".

An Antarctic fur seal has been observed trying to have sex with a king penguin.

"The scientists who photographed the event speculate that it was the behaviour of a frustrated, sexually inexperienced young male seal. Equally, it might be been an aggressive, predatory act; or even a playful one that turned sexual. The 100kg seal first subdued the 15kg penguin by lying on it. The penguin flapped its flippers and attempted to stand and escape - but to no avail. The seal may have been frustrated in its attempts to find a partner. The seal then alternated between resting on the penguin, and thrusting its pelvis, trying to stuff the turkey, unsuccessfully. After 45 minutes the seal gave up, swam into the water and then completely ignored the bird it had just assaulted, the scientists report."