Letter from Hans Krinkel: Schportsfan - Handjob in the Bathroom

By Craig Mayhem on April 18, 2008 1:31 PM | Permalink | Comments (0) | TrackBacks (0)

Hallo Schuper Fun Patrol!

Here I am out of ze hoschpital and can again write a letter. But I was having a poor time!

Meine Mutti says me that I must grab a working job to pay for my latescht schport kraze: Jai Alai.

I endeavored to complete the holding of job last week! I wrote an application at very many arbeitsplaces but no man was calling me back on my mobile! I was eating an schnack ice cream at ze airports because I was having a bad happiness as no business there would put me on the job roster!

A man noticed my sorrow and talked at me for what is wrong. I tell him zat I am sad because I can not play jai alai if I can not the equipment buy!

He tells me zat he can make me happy with a "handjob in the bathroom". I was joyfull! This man was to give me a job that I could make the money for ze jai alai schport.

I follow him into ze badezimmer for what I can only hope is job training gespielen, but when he reached into my trousers, I was a little schocked!

Zen I have ze pleasure scream and he takes my money belt.

I predict Glenn Dorsey will go first in ze draft.