Don't Look Now, but KFC is Kentucky Fried Chicken... Again.

I admit it. I don't pay attention while I'm driving. I look forward, try not to hit other objects and occasionally make a hand gesture just so other drivers can feel included in my driving process.

But the other day I was motivating down Grand approaching Gravois and something odd caught the corner of my eye, even though eyes are orbs and have no corners.

KFC had disappeared! And in its place was something called "Kentucky Fried Chicken".

What the hell happened? Has Yum! Corp. stopped raising cubical chicken-like beasts with 6 legs and giant chicken boobs? Has zombie Colonel returned from the grave and laid down the undead law at corporate headquarters?

Well even the almighty Internet doesn't know. As near as I can tell:

Super Fun Patrol is the first to break this news!

Even KFC's website is mum on the news. They are just clandestinely switching their logos and indicia right under our noses and salivating mouths. Just check out this picture!

This begs the question: Are initials now passe? What does this mean for T.J. Max and R. Kelly? Think of the sports nicknames that will have to be changed! Will A Rod be merely a rod or just Alex? Will J. Jonah Jameson have enough time to yell at that slacker Parker after using his own full name?

I don't know. But I warn you to be vigilant dear consumer - because if ZZ Top starts calling themselves Zachary Zoey Top, I am so outta here.

U.K. here I come!