Dave Mastio, Where's My Free Laptop?
This is an actual screenshot from BNN St. Louis, run by Dave Mastio. CLEARLY it states in an ad that is poorly aligned and placed that I AM A WINNER WINNER WINNER of a FREE LAPTOP. LIES! YOUR WEBSITE IS MISLEADING ME!
Where is it? I like laptops. They fit on your lap and can hide your boner when you view Interporn.
It also says I'm the 1,000,000th visitor. THERE ARE ONLY 500,000 (give or take) people in St. Louis.
Why do you forsake me, DAVE MASTIO? What have I ever done to you? I didn't kick your dog or TP your mommy's house.
Dave Mastio runs BlogNetNews where he aggrigates your content WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT, PAL. That's hardcore. Very anarchistic.
Popup ads, pop-under ads - NOTHING IS TOO LOW for this laptop indian-giver (pardon me, aborigine giver).
Dave is too tough for me. I can't fight this juggernaut. I'm scared. You know when you see a big scary bug in your house and you run to get a kleenex to kill it and THEN YOU CAN'T FIND IT?
It's like that. I'm that scared.
Congratulations? More like "Neener, neener, neener - NO LAPTOP FOR CRAIG MAYHEM."
It's a lousy joke, pal. It's like lying to a kid - telling them they're going to Six Flags and then taking them to the grocery store instead.
Why do you lie to me?
But you can atone for this injustice.
Make with the FREE laptop and we'll forget this ever happened.
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All content copyright (c) 2008 Super Fun Patrol. Stealing is for sucks!
I agree with you about that ad. It sucks and is way beyond deceptive. I told the ad service that places ads on BNN to remove it permanently.
Thanks for pointing it out regardless of your "neener"ing
As a person who is 1/4 aboriginal American, I approve this message.
Wait a minute. I thought that *I* was the 1,000,000th visitor to the site. At least, that's what that ad said to ME this morning when I was fact checking something for my own post.
I WANT MY FREE LAPTOP, TOO!
FREE LAPTOPS FOR EVERYONE!!!!
Dave, maybe you are a good egg, I don't know but *I* wasn't neenering - THAT AD WAS NEENERING *ME*!!!
Also:
Neener.
Mastio...your posting other people's content and profiting from the ads bucko. Ain't no mystery. I'd fire you like I fired everyone who ever played in Megadeth if given the chance.
You should stop profiting from other people's work. Or maybe you support communism? No one likes a freedom hater.
-Dave
Craig,
I sincerely apologize for misunderstanding the direction of the neenering. BNN now has a neener filter that will allow neeners to come in from the blogosphere, but will never neener at bloggers.
We regret the needless and uncalled for neeners.
I'm so glad Dave finds this all humorous. Not!
As 1/4 indigenous American I also approve this message.
That's two indian thumbs up, in case anyone's counting.