Dave Mastio, May I Massage Your Buttocks?
Skuzzbopper here -
Look Dave, I'm just going to come right out and say it. I would like to massage your buttocks.
Not in a gay way - let's leave sex out of this. This is how I celebrate business accumen.
Some people slap the buttocks for a 'good game'.
I go one further. Massage. It feels good and is better than a 3 martini lunch meeting.
Think of me like a doctor, but without a license or the schooling. I do have a lab coat though, if that would help.
I love your business model. I'd like to test drive it, kick its tires and see it walk the runway.
I want to show you my business tools. I think my staff can help. Third double entendre.
You can contact my secretary. He's a man because I believe in diversity.
Let's get a leg up and over on these bloggers.
Sincerely,
Pennyford Xavier Skuzzbopper, PDA.
CIO - SFP Industries.
WHAT? We were doing this YESTERDAY? Well who the hell was going to fill me in? WHAT DO I PAY YOU PEOPLE FOR? Get your head and your Blackberry out of your asses and give the boss a clue, huh?
Sheesh! That's it - the Memorial Day Fun Run IS CANCELLED!
Yeah, we could use a new Xerox anyway - that money will get put to good use.
DAMN IT!
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Ok, I admit I will believe anything. . . but your post from a couple of days ago, with Walt and Andy Murray--- is that seriously for real? Please tell me it's not and you made it up, because it is too funny.
Paul Alamo made it up.
OMG, this is too funny. If nothing else good comes from all this BNN BS, at least I found this site. Highly entertaining.
He really should take the offer for a butt massage. I hear that they are very nice.