McCain Escapes The Sleestak Lost City
In a recent campaign stop, McCain stumbled into a "time doorway" that appeared to glow and billow mist. Here at the Superfunpatrol, we know that time doorways sometimes appear to open and close spontaneously, but they can also be opened and controlled by Pylon crystal matrix tables and by a matrix table in the Lost City.
The GOP suggests foul play. Apparently McCain was to be a sacrifice to the gods. Sleestak eggs are gestated in a communal hatchery. When the Sleestak capture live animals, and in this case, a human being, they tie them up there, leaving them for the young to feed on when they hatch.
The Sleestak have a current population of about 7,000 according to the Library of Skulls and have apparently endorsed Clinton for president. In a daring 5 year escape, McCain freed himself from his bonds, ate the Sleestak young and utilized the Pylon crystal matrix table to find his way home. Because of the time differential, he was only gone for 5 seconds in our world.
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All content copyright (c) 2008 Super Fun Patrol. Stealing is for sucks!
On a side note... NBA superstar of the 90s Bad Boy Pistons, Bill Laimbeer, used to play a Sleestak on the TV show Land of the Lost.