God on Huckabee: Fuck 'im, that Wanker.

By Gallows Pole on February 28, 2008 4:33 PM | Permalink | Comments (0) | TrackBacks (0)

God, also known as Lemmy Kilmister of Motorhead, was asked by SFP about the recent occult activities of Presidential candidate Mike Huckabee (R-AK). Recently Huckabee harnessed the ancient power of the lunar eclipse to increase his political strength in the GOP race, and the end result was the release of a demon from Hell onto the Earthly plane. Such activity has opened the doors for further interference by hellbeasts and the like, surely making the 2008 Presidential election on of the most dangerous to all humankind.

When reached for comment, Lemmy only had this to say: "Mike who? Fuck 'im, that wanker. I don't need religion, it's all fucking bollocks."

Lemmy then proceeded to seduce all of SFP's girlfriends and wives by letting them touch his lizard and putting the snake on them.