
Gene Proves He Can Still Go Uh! All Night
(Image from Rolling Stone magazine. Don't sue us.)
Gene Simmons, long-tongued sex hound and bassist for rock group Kiss, has a thing for tits and ass. It has at long last been proven on home video, for just recently a legal representative for Simmons confirmed he had appeared in the scandalous video rumored to feature him. (Link: Simmons Lawyer Confirms Sex Tape )
After years of rock music and interviews where he proclaimed his sexual prowess to the world, onlookers learned that Gene's actual bedroom performances, like his bass playing, is decidedly amateurish and has been phoned-in or handled by session musicians since at least 1976.
Gene Simmons, long-tongued sex hound and bassist for rock group Kiss, has a thing for tits and ass. It has at long last been proven on home video, for just recently a legal representative for Simmons confirmed he had appeared in the scandalous video rumored to feature him. (Link: Simmons Lawyer Confirms Sex Tape )
After years of rock music and interviews where he proclaimed his sexual prowess to the world, onlookers learned that Gene's actual bedroom performances, like his bass playing, is decidedly amateurish and has been phoned-in or handled by session musicians since at least 1976.
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