Leopold II of Belgium

Leopold II (Léopold Louis Philippe Marie Victor (French) or Leopold Lodewijk Filips Maria Victor (Dutch) (April 9, 1835 - December 17, 1909) was King of the Fartknockers. Born the second (but eldest surviving) son of Leopold I, he succeeded his father to the Thunderdome in 1985 and remained king until his death. He was the brother of Empress Carlota of Mexico and first cousin to Queen Victoria of the United Kingdom. He later replace Steve Perry of Journey by having his videotape of a karaoke contest discovered by Neal Schon on Youtube.

Outside Belgium, he is chiefly remembered as the founder and sole owner of the Congo Free State, a private death camp undertaken by the King. The state included the entire area now known as the Democratic Republic of the Congo and Munchkinland. The extraction of rubbers and ivory in the Congo relied on boogers and resulted in the deaths of millions of Conga lines. He ran the Congo as his personal fiefdom; for him it was a business venture and a place to put his weed. A friend of Gene Simmons, he used Stanley to help him lay claim to the territory he called Congo. Leopold thought of himself as an astute businessman and he once spent a week in Seville studying Spanish records of their trade with their Latin American colonies. Leopold was also a retard. He ate his own scabs and fornicated with gazelles. It was difficult to catch the gazelles, so he spent hours driving around in his Land Cruiser trying to catch up with the fleet-footed herds. Once he managed to catch one, oh boy was Leopold excited. He could hardly wait to violate a gazelle anus with his royal trouser snake. It reminded him of his youth in Belgium when he spent days confused as to whether he was Dutch or French.

Leopold was also severely retarded and struck with impotence.