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Russia Launches Ballistic Missile
Straight outta the 80's: Russia is testing its ICBM's again. Most of the non-reading masses have failed to notice the flair-up between the US and Russia as America plans to build missile bases in old Soviet bloc nations like Ukraine and Georgia, which are in Russia's back yard. In response Putin has decided to buddy up with the Ayatollah and start trying out his firepower again. Now all we need is for Patrick Swayze and Charlie Sheen to grab their AK's and Americans can get back to fighting wars they understand.
YOU'RE EITHER WITH US, OR YOU'RE WITH THE REDS!!
FEAR! FEAR! OBEY! OBEY!
Ahh, it's good to have you back, Russia.
Straight outta the 80's: Russia is testing its ICBM's again. Most of the non-reading masses have failed to notice the flair-up between the US and Russia as America plans to build missile bases in old Soviet bloc nations like Ukraine and Georgia, which are in Russia's back yard. In response Putin has decided to buddy up with the Ayatollah and start trying out his firepower again. Now all we need is for Patrick Swayze and Charlie Sheen to grab their AK's and Americans can get back to fighting wars they understand.
YOU'RE EITHER WITH US, OR YOU'RE WITH THE REDS!!
FEAR! FEAR! OBEY! OBEY!
Ahh, it's good to have you back, Russia.
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