Morten Anderson, David Hasselhoff and Today Sponge

By Pecos Bill on September 20, 2006 10:28 AM | Permalink | Comments (4) | TrackBacks (0)

The Falcons have singed future hall of fame kicker Morten Anderson to a one year contract. Anderson who has stated that wants to play till he is 50 which would be record eclipsing the previous mark of George Blanda who played until he was 48. It should be noted that Morten Anderson is the only player to have played during two David Hasselhoff television series (Knight Rider and Baywatch) He also holds the mark of being the only NFL player to be playing before the introduction of the Today Sponge the popular female contraceptive and its removal from the marketplace and its reintroduction. Just imagine to be playing so long that women didn't have sponges then 250 million women were shoving sponges in their fupa's and David Hasselhoff was driving a car that required no driver to becoming a life guard working with women that were shoving sponges in their fupa's and then no longer shoving sponges since they couldn't get them any more. Then after 11 years women were free to shove sponges in their fupa's again.