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Hallo Schuper Fun Patrol!

Here I am out of ze hoschpital and can again write a letter. But I was having a poor time!

Meine Mutti says me that I must grab a working job to pay for my latescht schport kraze: Jai Alai.

I endeavored to complete the holding of job last week! I wrote an application at very many arbeitsplaces but no man was calling me back on my mobile! I was eating an schnack ice cream at ze airports because I was having a bad happiness as no business there would put me on the job roster!

A man noticed my sorrow and talked at me for what is wrong. I tell him zat I am sad because I can not play jai alai if I can not the equipment buy!

He tells me zat he can make me happy with a "handjob in the bathroom". I was joyfull! This man was to give me a job that I could make the money for ze jai alai schport.

I follow him into ze badezimmer for what I can only hope is job training gespielen, but when he reached into my trousers, I was a little schocked!

Zen I have ze pleasure scream and he takes my money belt.

I predict Glenn Dorsey will go first in ze draft.

Dear Schuper Fun Patrol,

Today I went out to ze football field to kick ze ball at some other fellows and put it inside of the net perhaps. Meine mutti says I am quite the sportsplayer and gave me some schnitzel to share.

But when I arrived at ze park, there was an Americanischer group there spieling that brutish game you like.

It was a real hapschpickel!

I don't know if they were jealous of meine pulli or if they were cross because I called them schitzers, but they punched me inside my face and also on my stomach.

Then one of them who was quite masculine, hurled my schnitzel over the goal H.

As a result, I could not release my energy!

I pick ze Lakers to go all ze way.