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nasdaq [n., adj. nazdak; v. nazdaks] noun, plural nas·daqs verb, nas·daqs, nas·daqed, nas·daq·ing, adjective, nas·daq, nas·daq·y

-noun

1. a smelly, diseased or very ugly penis: The trading floor was so hot today, I ended up with nasdaq and had to shower before my date.

2. An awful situation or person: That guy is a total nasdaq! 

-verb

3. to have one's penis become smelly, diseased or ugly: Oh man, I hate the desert! That weather nasdaqs you in seconds! 

Yeah, she had a venerial disease - I had no idea she was nasdaqing me!

We can't have sex yet - that business meeting totally nasdaqed me.

-adjective

4. of or pertaining to a smelly, diseased or ugly penis: I'm pretty uncomfortable because these thick wool pants make me nasdaqy. 

This shit is straight-up nasdaq!

[Origin: approx. 2007; (n.) nasdaq; (v.) nasdq deriv. of the n.]

Falwelling: verb, 1. The action of placing an object, such as a vibrator or dildo, into the urethra of the male's penis to stimulate it during sexual intercourse. Last night, Macel and Jerry wanted to get kinky, so Macel broke out her purple mermaid and falwelled Jerry'scock.

Bag of Holding
n. A vagina that can contain a limitless volume of semen within a pocket dimension.

The Spriggin
n. Laying a limp penis between a man or woman's butt crack and then humping said crack until the penis becomes erect.

The Helm of Underwater Action
n.
1. A specially treated condom that allows you to have sex underneath the surface of the water.
2. A dwarf that goes diarrhea on your head.

Horn of Blasting
n.
1. An extremely intense, audible, gaseous, discharge expelled from the penis, often following copulation with a bull or other large animal after a long period of abstinence. [See "Quirt"]
2. An extremely intense, audible, sperm, discharge expelled from the penis, after pulling out from within a person immediately before ejaculation while farting at the same time.

The Wand of Magic Missles
n. A method of bukkake where distance from penis to target is a major factor.

Bigby's Clenched Fist
n. When an individual is forced to masturbate in front of Dungeons and Dragons creators Gary Gygax and David Cook.

The Portable Hole
n. A very small woman that you have sex with.

The Purple Worm
n. An instance where a man is about to ejaculate; and stimulation is stopped just before sperm leaves the penis, leaving the sperm within the shaft. [See "Blue Balls" and "The Doc Holiday"]

The Lurker Above
n. When the person on top, during copulation, has a bowel movement triggered by the unsuspecting person below. [See "Space Docking"]

[Reference: Show 9]

The Genesis Project
n. Injecting your gonads with your best friend's sperm right before you conceive.
Example: I am very excited that our relationship will culminate in a "Genesis Project" this evening.

V'ger
n. A really old dildo.
Example: I used to merge with my "V'ger" long ago.

Star Trek 4
n. Taking an obese woman into the future to have sex with her.
Example: I'm going to give the woman standing by the buffet, a "Star Trek 4".

The Undiscovered Country
n. An anus that has never been licked.
Example: Even though you are a homeless man, I would like you to visit my "Undiscovered Country".

First Contact
n. The first touch to the vagina by a penis followed by an immediate departure from the area.
Example: I experienced "First Contact" in a dirty, bowling alley bathroom.

Borg
n. Wrapping your penis with an oven mit and jamming it into a mouth.
Example: After we had meatloaf, dad gave mom a "Borg" right in the kitchen.

[Reference: Show 8]

Special Bonus Terms...

The Kirk Unit
n. A very large penis.

The Romulon
n. Eating a plain cheese sandwich, during reverse cowgirl sex, upon a toilet.

The Vulcan
n. A variant of the "Love Gun" where the index and middle finder are inserted into the vagina and the ring and pinky finger are inserted into the anus, while leaving the thumb free to stimulate the clitoris.

Golden Molson
n. Giving a more centralized version of the Golden Shower to a mole.
Example: That "Golden Molson" was great!

Lemon Clam
n. Giving a more centralized version of the Golden Shower to the clitoris.
Also known as: "Capsizing the Boat"
Example: Honey, since it is Valentine's Day, can I have a "Lemon Clam"?

Lemon Goggles
n. When the recipient of a Golden Shower allows the fluid to pool up in the eye sockets.
Example: I can see paradise through these "Lemon Goggles".

Golden Gutter
n. The version of the Golden Shower administered by a female.
Example: I'm ready for the "Golden Gutter" dear.

Piss Kabob
n. The version of the Golden Shower administered by an Arabian man.
Example: Can you get "Piss Kabobs" at every oasis?

[Reference: Show 6, The Squark Show]

n. An audible gaseous discharge expelled from the penis, often following copulation.
[Reference: Show 5, The Storm Show]

n. Faking an entire wedding ceremony for the sole purpose of having sex with a virgin.
[Reference: Show 8]

Papa Bear George Stanley Halas

Halasite
n.
The branch of The Chicago Bears that regards Ditka and his descendants as the legitimate successors to Halas and rejects the first three caliphs.

Halanni
n.
The branch of The Chicago Bears that accepts the first four caliphs as rightful successors of Halas.

Demogorgon is a powerful demon prince. He is known as the Prince of Demons, a self-proclaimed title he holds by virtue of his power and influence. Demogorgon lives on the 88th layer of the Abyss, known as The Abysm, Brine Flats, or Gaping Maw. The hatred between Orcus and Demogorgon is legendary. He is also a dedicated foe of both Graz'zt and Fraz-Urb'luu. The Super Fun Patrol team will enter the 88th layer of the Abyss through the furnace of the Gilf-plex recording studio to hunt this self-proclaimed demon prince.

Demogorgon appears as an eighteen-foot tall, reptilian (or amphibious) hermaphroditic creature with a somewhat humanoid form. Two baboon heads sprout from his twin snake-like necks, and his arms end in long tentacles. Demogorgon's two heads have individual personas, called Aameul and Hedradiah. They strive to dominate each other, but are unable to achieve control because they are aspects of one another