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"The Andrew Jackson"
Throwing the clothes of your "one night stand" (that you met at a keg party) out in the lawn in order to trick them into leaving. When they eventually go out into the lawn to gather them, you lock the door.
Jackson invited the public to attend the White House ball honoring his first inauguration. The crowd became so large that Jackson's guards could not hold them out of the White House. The crowd had become so raucous that the attendants poured punch in tubs and put it on the White House lawn to lure people out of the White House. This was the first time that a President invited the public to attend the inaugural ball.
"Old Hickory"
Getting punched continually in the face by a Cherokee (and taking it) while having mad donkey sex with a married woman.
In all, more than 45,000 American Indians were relocated to the West during Jackson's administration. After his election he signed the Indian Removal Act into law in 1830. Jackson and Rachel Robards were married in 1791. Two years later they learned that the divorce from Rachel's previous marriage had never actually been finalized, making Rachel's marriage to Jackson illegitimate. After the divorce was officially completed, Rachel and Jackson re-married in 1794. During the election, Jackson's opponents referred to him as a "Jackass." Jackson liked the name and used the jackass as a symbol for a while, but it died out. However, it later became the symbol for the Democratic Party when cartoonist Thomas Nast popularized it.
Throwing the clothes of your "one night stand" (that you met at a keg party) out in the lawn in order to trick them into leaving. When they eventually go out into the lawn to gather them, you lock the door.
Jackson invited the public to attend the White House ball honoring his first inauguration. The crowd became so large that Jackson's guards could not hold them out of the White House. The crowd had become so raucous that the attendants poured punch in tubs and put it on the White House lawn to lure people out of the White House. This was the first time that a President invited the public to attend the inaugural ball.
"Old Hickory"
Getting punched continually in the face by a Cherokee (and taking it) while having mad donkey sex with a married woman.
In all, more than 45,000 American Indians were relocated to the West during Jackson's administration. After his election he signed the Indian Removal Act into law in 1830. Jackson and Rachel Robards were married in 1791. Two years later they learned that the divorce from Rachel's previous marriage had never actually been finalized, making Rachel's marriage to Jackson illegitimate. After the divorce was officially completed, Rachel and Jackson re-married in 1794. During the election, Jackson's opponents referred to him as a "Jackass." Jackson liked the name and used the jackass as a symbol for a while, but it died out. However, it later became the symbol for the Democratic Party when cartoonist Thomas Nast popularized it.
"The John Quincy Adams"
Being unreasonably (but successfully) cock-blocked on your wedding night.
"Tariff of Abominations"
The final bill at an incredibly expensive Asian massage parlor.
Being unreasonably (but successfully) cock-blocked on your wedding night.
In his first annual message to Congress, Adams presented an ambitious program for modernization that included roads, canals, a national university, an astronomical observatory, and other initiatives. He was a leading opponent of the Slave Power and had a generous policy toward Native Americans. He also took the Oath of Office on a book of laws, instead of the more traditional Bible.
Obviously all Americans hated him (because he seems pretty reasonable) and he never got anything through congress.
Obviously all Americans hated him (because he seems pretty reasonable) and he never got anything through congress.
"Tariff of Abominations"
The final bill at an incredibly expensive Asian massage parlor.
The Tariff of 1828, also known as the Tariff of Abominations, enacted on May 19, 1828, was a protective tariff passed by the U.S. Congress. It was labeled the "Tariff of Abominations" by its Southern detractors. The goal of the tariff was to protect industry in the northern United States from competing European goods by increasing the prices of European products.
"The James Monroe"
Scoring with a well-tanned retiree.
"The Monroe Doctrine"
An agreement to pimp a relative, but not allowing them to entertain clients in your house.
"The James Madison"
Inserting your penis into a Dolly Madison snack cake or, more specifically, encasing it in a Zinger before intercourse with a much larger woman.
Inserting your penis into a Dolly Madison snack cake or, more specifically, encasing it in a Zinger before intercourse with a much larger woman.
"The Declaration of Independence"
Breaking up with your significant other by composing a very detailed email, with input from a four man drafting committee.
"The Louisiana Purchase"
Visiting a brothel and purchasing an evening of pleasure with a French prostitute from a short man in a big hat, coming to find out later, you now own 15 prostitutes.
"The Monticello"
Sticking you dick inside of a lasagna.
Breaking up with your significant other by composing a very detailed email, with input from a four man drafting committee.
"The Louisiana Purchase"
Visiting a brothel and purchasing an evening of pleasure with a French prostitute from a short man in a big hat, coming to find out later, you now own 15 prostitutes.
"The Monticello"
Sticking you dick inside of a lasagna.
"The Adams Stamp Act"
Stabbing a Haymarket Hector to death with a letter opener before employing a dollymop for a back alley shag.
"The Boston Massacre"
This is a version of "The Adams Stamp Act" that involves paying eighteen guinea for an eight man gang bang, during which, participants open fire with rifles down the alley into nearby street vendors.
Stabbing a Haymarket Hector to death with a letter opener before employing a dollymop for a back alley shag.
"The Boston Massacre"
This is a version of "The Adams Stamp Act" that involves paying eighteen guinea for an eight man gang bang, during which, participants open fire with rifles down the alley into nearby street vendors.
"The Washington Tuckahoe"
Popping a dollymop's cherry from behind with her knees bent and held close to the chest, often with the hands clasped around the shins.
Popping a dollymop's cherry from behind with her knees bent and held close to the chest, often with the hands clasped around the shins.
The Milton Bradley: When the baseball player Milton Bradley (currently of the San Diego Padres) fucks you with a
board game.
Rules and Clarifications for The Milton Bradley: The board game needs to be light and flexible. A child's game is preferable to a trivial pursuit board or pictionary pad (although its allowed). Chess, being an adult game and generally using a marble board, is straight out. Getting fucked with a chess board is called Castling and does not require the participation of Milton. Milton MUST be a willing participant and MUST be wearing his uniform during the fucking.
board game.Rules and Clarifications for The Milton Bradley: The board game needs to be light and flexible. A child's game is preferable to a trivial pursuit board or pictionary pad (although its allowed). Chess, being an adult game and generally using a marble board, is straight out. Getting fucked with a chess board is called Castling and does not require the participation of Milton. Milton MUST be a willing participant and MUST be wearing his uniform during the fucking.
Erotilicious - adj. 1. to describe something as both erotic and delicious; 2. something so tasty it causes sexual arousal; 3. something so sexy it seems edible and flavorful. My girl's ass is so fine, it's erotilicious. I want to slap some barbecue sauce on that thing and serve it with Texas toast!
Falwelling: verb, 1. The action of placing an object, such as a vibrator or dildo, into the urethra of the male's penis to stimulate it during sexual intercourse. Last night, Macel and Jerry wanted to get kinky, so Macel broke out her purple mermaid and falwelled Jerry'scock.
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