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A Saurian invader was captured earlier today by SFP agents. The Reptoid quickly made a brief change into celebrity Conan O'Brien when attempts to seduce SFP agents as Academy Award winning actress Tilda Swinton weren't yielding results.  It appears that this particular Reptoid was only capable of gender change. 

Saurians have not only infiltrated our world leaders, they are firmly in control of news agencies and television networks all over the world.   The alien is being held at an undisclosed SFP facility.  The creature is definitely not at Sag's apartment chained up inside his storage space. 

Reptilian humanoids are the force behind a worldwide conspiracy directed at manipulation and control of humanity. Most of the world's leaders are in fact related to the 7-foot (2.1 m) tall, blood-drinking, shape-shifting reptilians from the star system Alpha Draconis.

World renowned scientist David Icke claims, based on his exploration of genealogical connections to European royalty, that many presidents of the United States have been and are reptilian humanoids. In his view, United States foreign policy after September 11 is the product of a reptilian conspiracy to enslave humanity, with George W. Bush as a servant of the reptilians.  He also theorizes that the reptilians came to Earth from the constellation Draco, as opposed to John Rhodes, of the Reptoids Research Center, who reports that the majority of reptilians appear to be of Earth origin and that they may have outposts in various planetary systems and or dimensions.

Hello and welcome to Super Fun Patrol! We're mainly here for you to listen to our podcasts. Off to the right there is the Super Fun Player, or you can choose the PODCASTS category on the right and download a bunch of them to listen to later.

Sometimes we add some WACKY posts to our blog thingee. That's just the kind of goofball things we do!!!

So poke around, check out the ARCHIVE link and read a bunch of posts. It passes the time and who really wants to fuck around with Excel for hours anyway? Horses asses, that's who. You don't want to be a horses ass, do you? I didn't think so.

So read our posts and you're safe.

But if you REALLY REALLY REALLY want to be the coolest kid in the school - even cooler than the kid with the IOU sweatshirt and Z.Cavaricci pants and Jordan sneaks - then you will LISTEN to our podcasts.

I'm just saying is all.

So welcome to Super Fun Patrol! Paul Alamo, Sag and Craig Mayhem are waiting. And Pecos Bill might just learn ya a thing or two about NASA.

Okay this is a serious post about the St. Louis Bloggers Guild, but that doesn't mean I can't say poop or turds. As a matter of fact, I just did.

The St. Louis Bloggers Guild was formed to help bloggers figure out just how valuable their content is as well as protect it's members from companies who mean to use their content for monetary gain, without paying the original piper.

And much more.

It's just a baby right now, but we have big plans for it: Seminars, guest speakers, events and clowns clowns clowns!

Ok, no clowns. Well, maybe ONE clown.

Bottom line - if you blog, JOIN! If you don't blog JOIN! If you have a go-cart, JOIN so I Can drive it.

We're here for you and the StL community of bloggers.

http://www.stlouisbloggersguild.com

 

 

Hey fans!

At the bottom of every post on the hompage, you'll see some links.

One of them is the SFP Guestmap.

Click on it, add a pin to our map and show us some love from your neck of the woods.

How it works:

* Click and hold to drag the map.

* Zoom in to the location you want to pin with the zoom bar on the left.

* Click to add a pin!

* Eat a cookie, because you did well!

Also, don't forget to Digg or Stumble or del.ico.us us as well! I'm not entirely sure what these mean, but I've heard a leprechaun gives you a crock of gold if you get a million diggs...

 

We're getting these printed. A free monkey sticker. Do not stick it on your pee-pee. Get your S.A.S.E.'s ready cause these will go quick. I'll let you know when we get them in.

Joey Bishop was still alive?

He was in the Rat Pack?

Really?

Yep. And now he's dead. He died yesterday - Oct. 18th, 2007 at age 89.

Here's some of his jokes!

"Today you can go to a gas station and find the cash register open and the toilets locked. They must think toilet paper is worth more than money."

"My doctor is wonderful. Once, in 1955, when I couldn't afford an operation, he touched up the X-rays."

It was a different time.

He's at peace now - finally free of asshole journalists asking him if Frank Sinatra was in the mob and "Was Sammy gay or what"?

The answer, of course: I'm not getting the mob angry with me, so suck it!

Source: Everyone, Including Yahoo!

We need traffic, you need traffic. Use this contact form (It's ugly but it's getting pretty this weekend): CLICK HERE, FOOL!

 

We'll link you, you link us, we'll get together and play "evil washers". That's where the washers are made out of pure explode. Touch 'em with bare flesh and your leg turns into a sponge.

 

Here's a picture of something! (It's grapes)

To conclude my week long celebration of Flag Day (June 14th), I give to you the official flag of Satanism.

Seems nice huh?

The Super Fun Party presidential candidate, Dr. Zaius, announced his long term plans for Iraq this morning. "In the best interest of the United States, the most productive areas of the country will be a new U.S. territory." "All of their oil, is now our oil." "The Kurds have been very supportive, so they will be awarded their current territory (Kurdburgh) and the oil fields that are within" says Zaius.

"The Great Wall of Zaius" will be erected, separating the Southwest part of the country that is now sectioned off for brand new Sunni and Shiite controlled countries. The relocation will be similar to the plans the early Americans had for the natives of North America. "There they will be able to fight a proper civil war, finally" says Zaius. "It worked for America and I know it will be great for them."

Since the newly formed Sunnistan and Shiitestan will be making their homes in an arid region, they will have to import all of their food and water. Dr. Zaius comments, "Since there is violence in the region, the cost for food may be very high and will most likely fluctuate with the frequency of acts of terror". "This will be a great way for us to help money flow into our economy in addition to all the outdated weapons from the U.S. Civil War we will sell them to wage their war". "They will be allowed to have any kind of governing body they want, winner takes all."

Zaius suggests democracy.