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Happy 4th! Have some salad. Have some eggs. Have some Salad Eggs!
Salad Eggs from Craig Mayhem on Vimeo.
Download the MP3 Here! (right-click, save as or hold the button for you MAC folks)
Sag- What the HELL are you?
Yar- Dude... I'm a bug. A big fucking metal bug named Yar.
Sag- What the HELL do you do?
Yar- I get revenge man.
Sag- How the HELL do you get revenge?
Yar- I have to nibble or shoot through a barrier in order to fire my fucking "Zorlon Cannon" into the breach and destroy the evil Qotile, which exists on the other side of this punk ass barrier. The Qotile can shoot at me even if the barrier is undamaged, by turning into the "Swirl" - fortunately, I'm warned before the shot is fired, so I can retreat to a safe distance to dodge the Qotile's energy blast.There is a safe area, "the neutral zone", where the pursuing enemy torpedo cannot harm me (although the Swirl can). I cannot shoot from within the neutral zone. It makes my "Zorlon Cannon" useless.
Sag- I'll see you in HELL Yar.
A video of our hero, Troy Hurtubise, explaining his combat suit. Can't believe I missed this last year, but such is life.
I Googled Troy and he hasn't been up to much lately. That sucks. Please do something cool again, Troy!
Holy Shit, or should I say, 'Heilige Scheiße!' Because that's what these German sea tourists must have said when this GREAT WHITE SHARK JUMPED ON TO THEIR BOAT!
Yup, right out of the water on to the boat. Mofo must have had a taste for some schnitzengrüben because he risked death in order to try and chomp up on Hansel and Gretel.
Now if my German is correct, they talk about how the passengers were lucky that they were inside listening to the safety announcements.
Otherwise it might have been a bit more exciting, but this is fucked-up nonetheless.
Enjoy.
Vielen Dank, Sharkdiver
Addendum: Speaking of hot anchorwomen, hubba hubba! Germany has the right idea!
Everyone else is posting this video today, and I am a sheep.
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