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The hit book will be a movie! It is based on a three game series between the Cards and Cubs in August 2003. Here is the preliminary cast..
The Cardinals:
Tony Larussa: Frank Vincent
Jim Edmonds: Adam Sandler
Albert Pujols: Jimmy Smits
Scott Rolen: Jack Black
Fernando Vina: Joseph Gannascoli
Jason Isringhausen: David Koechner
Tino Martinez: John Travolta
Edgar Renteria: Chris Rock
The Cubs:
Dusty Baker: Bill Cosby
Sammy Sosa: Eddie Murphy
Kerry Wood: Gary Busey
The 2006 World Series features the St. Louis Cardinals and the Detroit Tigers. 38 years ago these two teams met the Cardinals had 3-1 series lead, however Detroit managed to tie series 3-3 forcing a game 7. Cardinals fans had nothing to fear because Bob Gibson was pitching. He struck out 17 Tigers in game 1 setting a World Series record. The Cardinals lost game 7 because Curt Flood misplayed a fly ball. What people don't know is that Curt Flood was blamed for the following events of 1968:
The Tet Offensive
MLK assasination
RFK assasination
Nixon being elected
Historians say the only good thing that happened in '68 was man flying around the moon, however they were supposed to land on it. Someone forgot to pack the lunar module which was blamed on Curt Flood. So the ghost of Curt Flood will get his revenge by helping the Cardinals defeat the Tigers in the World Series. The Cardinals lost game 2 because the ghost of Curt Flood hates the snow.
says to Barbara Walters: "I'm clausterphobic"
The Falcons have singed future hall of fame kicker Morten Anderson to a one year contract. Anderson who has stated that wants to play till he is 50 which would be record eclipsing the previous mark of George Blanda who played until he was 48. It should be noted that Morten Anderson is the only player to have played during two David Hasselhoff television series (Knight Rider and Baywatch) He also holds the mark of being the only NFL player to be playing before the introduction of the Today Sponge the popular female contraceptive and its removal from the marketplace and its reintroduction. Just imagine to be playing so long that women didn't have sponges then 250 million women were shoving sponges in their fupa's and David Hasselhoff was driving a car that required no driver to becoming a life guard working with women that were shoving sponges in their fupa's and then no longer shoving sponges since they couldn't get them any more. Then after 11 years women were free to shove sponges in their fupa's again.
Think battlefield ammo carrier, supply and pack hauler, weapons carrier, maybe even mounting a machine-gun for mobile fire support, data-linked, GPS, stretcher bearer, video recon, remotely operated sniper rifle platform - the list goes on, if they can just get it to run quietly.
this reminds me of that "Rocking Genghis Kahn" video.
The former Chicago Cardinals that played in St. Louis now playing in Arizona have opened a new stadium with a retractable field so when things go bad they can be whisked out of the stadium. The stadium is called 'Cardinals Stadium' a restaurant chain in Arizona is interested in paying money to name the stadium 'Pink Taco Stadium':
Remember the speaknspell it would tell you a word and then you would have to spell it. I found a site dedicated to its memory and tried it and didn't understand what it told me to spell...
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