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Happy 4th! Have some salad. Have some eggs. Have some Salad Eggs!

Salad Eggs from Craig Mayhem on Vimeo.

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Hello and welcome to Super Fun Patrol! We're mainly here for you to listen to our podcasts. Off to the right there is the Super Fun Player, or you can choose the PODCASTS category on the right and download a bunch of them to listen to later.

Sometimes we add some WACKY posts to our blog thingee. That's just the kind of goofball things we do!!!

So poke around, check out the ARCHIVE link and read a bunch of posts. It passes the time and who really wants to fuck around with Excel for hours anyway? Horses asses, that's who. You don't want to be a horses ass, do you? I didn't think so.

So read our posts and you're safe.

But if you REALLY REALLY REALLY want to be the coolest kid in the school - even cooler than the kid with the IOU sweatshirt and Z.Cavaricci pants and Jordan sneaks - then you will LISTEN to our podcasts.

I'm just saying is all.

So welcome to Super Fun Patrol! Paul Alamo, Sag and Craig Mayhem are waiting. And Pecos Bill might just learn ya a thing or two about NASA.

New old idea reborn at SFP. We'll post a picture and make up a silly caption, then you guys make up your own captions in the comments! So fun you'll poop in your pants, but the poop will be bananas foster instead of poop so you won't know weather to be embarassed or have a pants party.

To kick it off, I found another wacky Sumo picture, because Sumos are always fun!

The first bite is always the tastiest!

Japan's national breakdancing team has really been letting themselves go.

I admit it. I don't pay attention while I'm driving. I look forward, try not to hit other objects and occasionally make a hand gesture just so other drivers can feel included in my driving process.

But the other day I was motivating down Grand approaching Gravois and something odd caught the corner of my eye, even though eyes are orbs and have no corners.

KFC had disappeared! And in its place was something called "Kentucky Fried Chicken".

What the hell happened? Has Yum! Corp. stopped raising cubical chicken-like beasts with 6 legs and giant chicken boobs? Has zombie Colonel returned from the grave and laid down the undead law at corporate headquarters?

Well even the almighty Internet doesn't know. As near as I can tell:

Super Fun Patrol is the first to break this news!

Even KFC's website is mum on the news. They are just clandestinely switching their logos and indicia right under our noses and salivating mouths. Just check out this picture!

This begs the question: Are initials now passe? What does this mean for T.J. Max and R. Kelly? Think of the sports nicknames that will have to be changed! Will A Rod be merely a rod or just Alex? Will J. Jonah Jameson have enough time to yell at that slacker Parker after using his own full name?

I don't know. But I warn you to be vigilant dear consumer - because if ZZ Top starts calling themselves Zachary Zoey Top, I am so outta here.

U.K. here I come!

Yesterday was Earth Day, the day where we recycle a few bottles to make up for the megatons of trash we don't the rest of the year.

What you don't know is that the environmental impact of Earth Day is monumental. From the festivals wherein environmental groups use way too many natural resources for petitions and brochures to convince you to wipe with a rag to the trampling of thousands of acres of grasslands by be-Birkenstocked feet.

Why, right here in St. Louis, the crazy people were out in force, drinking free-range water and decrying companies who don't run on wind-power.

So without further ado, here are some facts about Earth Day's impact you might not know.

• Tons of methane released from eating organic salads: 500,000 cubic boltons
• Acres of forests denuded to construct props for their nutzo booths: 2 million
• Barrels of petroleum used in production of patchuli-scented candles: 30,000
• Monkeys slapped by other monkeys: 2
• Gallons of water used to wash hippie-stink off your hands: 850
• Dollars wasted on "hemp" products: $5 billion
• Time wasted by High-Times magazine convincing you that marijuana is environmental: 2 hours
• Whales angered: 7
• Tons of iron mined to supplement the diets of vegans: 50 gojillion
• Gasoline wasted by people driving to Earth Day events: incalculable

 And just so you know, I'm not putting my groceries in a cloth sack, but I do recycle my underwear.

Just doing my part.

We can now safely say that Brad Stuart has no hernia.

Hallo Schuper Fun Patrol!

Here I am out of ze hoschpital and can again write a letter. But I was having a poor time!

Meine Mutti says me that I must grab a working job to pay for my latescht schport kraze: Jai Alai.

I endeavored to complete the holding of job last week! I wrote an application at very many arbeitsplaces but no man was calling me back on my mobile! I was eating an schnack ice cream at ze airports because I was having a bad happiness as no business there would put me on the job roster!

A man noticed my sorrow and talked at me for what is wrong. I tell him zat I am sad because I can not play jai alai if I can not the equipment buy!

He tells me zat he can make me happy with a "handjob in the bathroom". I was joyfull! This man was to give me a job that I could make the money for ze jai alai schport.

I follow him into ze badezimmer for what I can only hope is job training gespielen, but when he reached into my trousers, I was a little schocked!

Zen I have ze pleasure scream and he takes my money belt.

I predict Glenn Dorsey will go first in ze draft.

Here's a report of the most popular search terms used to find our site.

You're as twisted as we'd hoped.

Thank you and keep 'em coming!

Okay this is a serious post about the St. Louis Bloggers Guild, but that doesn't mean I can't say poop or turds. As a matter of fact, I just did.

The St. Louis Bloggers Guild was formed to help bloggers figure out just how valuable their content is as well as protect it's members from companies who mean to use their content for monetary gain, without paying the original piper.

And much more.

It's just a baby right now, but we have big plans for it: Seminars, guest speakers, events and clowns clowns clowns!

Ok, no clowns. Well, maybe ONE clown.

Bottom line - if you blog, JOIN! If you don't blog JOIN! If you have a go-cart, JOIN so I Can drive it.

We're here for you and the StL community of bloggers.

http://www.stlouisbloggersguild.com