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We’ve been gone. But it was summer vacation. It’s free entertainment. If we got paid for this we could pay people to impersonate us. So anyway Obama loves America so much, he puts his life on the line by eating shrimp from the Gulf of Mexico. Also he smokes. Download via: iTunes or other tunes

What would make meatloaf better? Putting other foods inside of one. All that and also more Phyllis Diller and Dilling, the gulf oil rig disaster, Boron, Hussein Hussein Hussein, why Stephen Hawking sucks, the Mad Bomber What Bombs NY at Midnight,  Bonanza, at last the Double-down, and food inside other foods. Enjoy. (click on post [...]

We’re awful men. If you have any humanity or morals at all you will not listen to this. But if you don’t, you can hear us be really mean to Dick Clark and people who go to concerts. We also discuss (meanly) meeting straight at the other end of gay, our NEW jingle for O’Charley’s, [...]

(SFP) — Cletus Wilfong, professional bag of scum, distanced himself today from the Fox News Channel. “I’m a bag of scum floating in a pond full of rotting vegetation and mold. I carry several diseases including ebola and sleeping sickness. But those guys at Fox News take the cake! ” said Wilfong in a surprise [...]

Meatball Panini We haven’t beat enough horses lately so in this episode, we talk about Sag getting burglarized, writing checks, The miracle of Pabst, the Vagina Hole, Punk rock redundancy when a Democrat is President, Health Care Reform, we know about Nazis, racist foods part 65, deconstructing anal, impulse buys, power metal, the modernity of [...]

This episode: Crapabout. Welcome to the last SFP ever! We are all dead of Swine Flu or B1M1O1 flu if you believe the liberals. Obama’s taking our guns again, so we can’t defend ourselves from this scoundrel pandemic. Also – the lovely smell of cologne, Axe, thoughtless gifts, more bathroom adventures, the Bea Arthur explosion, [...]

MEDICAL ADVICE In this episode we manage to alienate everyone with: Hernias, Disney World, Captain EO, Return of the Racism Alarm, the Gideons, Jesus, Bowl-O-Bama, Special Olympics, Rainbows, Gateway Drugs and Slippery Slopes, Advice for Youngsters, Forever Friends and the Lion Guy Subscribe via iTunes here. For 7-year-old PCs, right-click-save-as to download the show. If [...]

PHILLY Why did the Phillies finally win the World Series? Pecos Bill reports! Also in this episode, Our Strong Economy, Obama Bin Laden Barack, Sleeping Pills, More Guns Now, Internet Comments Ahoy, India’s Make-Believe Airline, Monsterquest and the Fall of the Discovery Channel. Get your red-hot, thobbing podcast right here. Right-click, save for PC’s or [...]

KING POOP OF HUMP MOUNTAIN There’s a lot of stuff in this show. Basketball, probiotic cereal, pre-election commentary, a pole-dancing exhibition, Paul’s Dad’s Disney Adventure and more MORE MORE! Listen to it and stop not listenting to it. You know who you are. Listen below, or right-click/save as or on a MAC run around your [...]

In the wake of a marijuana controversy, Pittsburgh Steelers wide receiver Santonio Holmes was replaced by Barack Obama. Seen here receiving his new number from owner Dan Rooney, Obama smiled and promised change. “What this team needs… is change at wide receiver,” he orated, “We can’t allow more failure in 4-wide-receiver sets.” Obama will be [...]