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We’re awful men. If you have any humanity or morals at all you will not listen to this. But if you don’t, you can hear us be really mean to Dick Clark and people who go to concerts. We also discuss (meanly) meeting straight at the other end of gay, our NEW jingle for O’Charley’s, [...]

JACK’S FAVORITE We start with a screaming good intro and move into the best hair metal, Paul’s Programmus Sharepoint Training partner and his amazing arrogance and bad fatitude, why people with multiple personalities are fat, Sag’s anger about the symphony, the symphony, parking rage, Sag’s rage at Andrew Lloyd Weber, a fart, Question of the [...]

This Episode: The Mayhem Diet Plan

Craig Mayhem vs Everything is a one minute show about things that piss him off. This episode: ‘I Can’t Stop Eating’. Gastric bypass, lap band, anything! I can’t stop ramming foods down my blowhole! So what’s the solution? The New England Journal of Medicine has the answer. And Craig doesn’t like it one bit. So [...]