“The singer, born George O’Dowd (Boy George), was ordered to spend five days working for the Department of Sanitation after pleading guilty in March to falsely reporting a burglary at his lower Manhattan apartment. The officers who responded found cocaine instead”.

Ok… Let me state this again. He reported a burglary that didn’t happen. The police came. When they got there, they found cocaine. This is absurd. I love it. So Manhattan will finally be clean by Friday afternoon.

“He petitioned to spend the time helping teenagers make a public service announcement. Among his other proposals to the court: holding a fashion and makeup workshop, serving as a D.J. at an HIV/AIDS benefit or doing telephone outreach”. What the fuck? A fashion and makeup workshop?

Ok… So if I ever get probation for doing something dumbass I should petition the judge to let me spend all week in a strip club reading batman comics. Maybe an outreach program for strippers turning to literature instead of lap dances? Mostly just Batman comics, and by that I mean lap dances.

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