Hi. I’m the new guy. The guy they haul out to do the dirty work. Well let me tell you something – the job stinks! Someone’s getting punched in the gullet for this one.

Apparently there’s some guys in Jacksonville, Florida who like the show. That’s great and all, but I have to tell you:

JACKSONVILLE IS DUMB

The city’s motto is: Where Florida Begins

Where Florida begins, huh? Well take a gander at THIS:

Looks like there’s a WHOLE OTHER COUNTY above you, Jacksonville. Duval County must be run by morons.

And have you seen the women in Jacksonville? They should have kept the name Cowford!

But what do you expect from a city where 1% of the people speak a crazy moon language called “Tagalog”?

Why don’t you take an Art Walk right into the Atlantic Ocean?

And let’s not forget that Limp Bizkit if from your city.

All in all Jacksonville can snobble my knobble.

Enjoy the show.

* Skuzzbopper’s opinions do not necessarily reflect the opinions of Super Fun Patrol. They might – but they probably don’t. Maybe.