“If you have a mouse in your house you probably want to kill it.  The Victor mouse trap can kill a mouse.  If the mouse comes near the thing it’s probably dead unless the trap just chops off a body part. The mouse will die eventually because it’s missing a body part.  The Victor mouse trap is easy to set up.  Pull back the metal thing and put down some American cheese.  Eventually it will snap down on the little fella like Mean Joe Greene giving a head slap to Dan Dierdorf.  Do yourself a favor and kill your mouse with a Victor mouse trap.”