It smells out here. Smells like Amazing, that is!

Dr. Sanjay Gupta, CNN surgeon-reporter and dodger of public service reports from Mexico:

“The swine flu is a serious disease, but it is not life threatening if you are healthy and follow some easy rules.

1. Wash your hands often.

2. If you do get ill, stay home and see a doctor if you have a fever.

3. Take in plenty of fluids.

4. What? What are you pointing at? Please be quiet! I’m reporting. No, Bruce – we’re not taking 5 minutes! We’re going now!

Anyway, don’t go to Mexico. Ever. It’s a hell hole.”