(VIA CNN) – On Cape Code, five miles of beaches were shut down when great white sharks were spotted just off shore in Chatham, Massachusetts. Link back to CNN story

Malls. They’ve been around for a long time. They are the place where teens wander around to taste independence for the first time or take their first dates. Stoners go there to buy chocolate covered pretzels and hit on the teens that look legal. Old guys stare at the teens and hold their wives’ purses. [...]

Amputees have better and better options for not just living a normal life, but a near superhuman one, thanks to great advances in carbon fiber prosthetic limbs. Runners with these limbs regularly trump normal speedsters, and some amputees have actually returned to active duty military service after losing legs and arms in Iraq and Afghanistan. [...]

A lot of people are jumping off the Facebook wagon in light its new privacy settings. So what will they do instead? Super Fun Patrol investigates.

What was the real cause of the dip in the US Stock Market on May 6? Super Fun Patrol gets to the bottom of the issue to find the real cause.

Grover Norquist calls the term teabagger ‘the equivalent of using the ‘n’ word.’ We agree – and here’s why.

Super Fun Patrol Discovers Secret Foes Blacklist Friday, April 30th – Super Fun Patrol, in the midst of searching for our usual, extensive cataloging and downloads of furry hentai, somehow came across a confidential document intended for the eyes of Fox News broadcasters, producers and directors only. Signed by Fox News head Roger Ailes, it [...]

“If you have a mouse in your house you probably want to kill it.  The Victor mouse trap can kill a mouse.  If the mouse comes near the thing it’s probably dead unless the trap just chops off a body part. The mouse will die eventually because it’s missing a body part.  The Victor mouse [...]

Coke in the United States Made with high-fructose corn syrup, packaged in plastic and aluminum. Why? Because American subsidizes corn agriculture and puts high tariffs on sugar. Coke everywhere else (Europe, Asia, Africa) Made with sugar, comes in slimmer bottles and cans with pull-off tabs Why? No corn subsidies, lower sugar taxes and in some [...]

Todd Spurlock of Wabasha, MN warned his Facebook friends today about new privacy and terms of use agreements impacting the privacy of information posted on Facebook. “GO TO YOUR PRIVACY SETTINGS, CLICK “WEBPAGES” AND SELECT ‘NONE!” read his status update to his 324 friends on the popular, social networking site. “I just don’t want to [...]

A lot of naive people who happen to be white wonder why and if they can use the N word. The simple answer is ‘because’. But that doesn’t seem to be good enough for some certain people, so we’ve created this simple chart.

On the quest to discover the Higgs-Boson aka God Particle, CERN constructed a super high speed particle collider in expertly-neutral Switzerland. Many worries abound about what could be wreaked upon us in this quest to discover a particle which could explain dark matter and change the field of physics, but left unexamined is what else [...]

I think the reason that people don’t go into a lot of detail on why getting older sucks is that they get a masochistic pleasure in watching you make very painful mistakes that would be nothing more than a blip to a younger person. Sleeping in an odd position is a good example. As a [...]