We’ve been gone. But it was summer vacation. It’s free entertainment. If we got paid for this we could pay people to impersonate us. So anyway Obama loves America so much, he puts his life on the line by eating shrimp from the Gulf of Mexico. Also he smokes. Download via: iTunes or other tunes

We’re back and live in brilliant HD! On tap: the dyson hole, worm holes, girl texts, piggy banks, LeBron James, Sanjay Gupta, the World Cup, ethnic animals and Amerigo Vaspucci. Download via: iTunes or other tunes

(VIA CNN) – On Cape Code, five miles of beaches were shut down when great white sharks were spotted just off shore in Chatham, Massachusetts. Link back to CNN story

Do we need to say more? Probably because we missed a couple of weeks of recording. But we’re doing this for free so take it easy! It’s fun here and we talk about crazy things like Foursquare and other filthy filthy things. We’re bad people. Ok, have a good day! See ya! Download via: iTunes [...]

CANDLEMAN Paul Alamo enjoys the Earth and must express this often by attending festivals and craft fairs with Mrs. Alamo. This time a large man who might be part bear accosts Paul with his all natural, good-for-the-environment candles. How are they good for the environment? They shoot whales from helicopters. Diddle the Podcast button in [...]

Yesterday, President George W. Bush tried to cheer up the nation in the face of the gloomy economic situation. “After all, three downturns equal an upturn, right?” said the President. “Heh, heh, heh,” he added, “but seriously, can we start a war with Lehman Brothers?”

ROMAN SHOWERS BRING HAHA FLOWERS What happens when you have a cake, red wine and Craig Mayhem in the same room? Well I can tell you one thing, it’s pretty gross! We also discuss the merits of burlesque and steering wheels. Vomit and naked girls in one podcast? Wowsers! Diddle the Podcast button in this [...]

CRYPTOZOOLOGY ROUNDUP We love a good monster story. Grass man, moth man, volcano man or regular old skunk apes – it doesn’t matter – we dig ‘em. In this episode we return to one of our favorite subjects and one of our favorite shows – Monster Quest. Also, I think you can hear a gilf [...]

FANTASY ISLAND OF SHAME We are miserable bastards. Yeah, we may offend sensitive people with our wacky discourse but we make up for it with a healthy dose of self-hate. We didn’t know this until this show, but at least 2/3rds of us can’t even have sexual fantasies without feeling guilty about them. So now [...]