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SPACE PUSSIES
It’s the last show from the Gilfplex and we celebrate by discussing Sag’s bathroom woes, condoms, Craig’s AIDS test, a good use for Wesson, a better name for the vagina, the psychology of pubic hair, the return of Pecos Bill wherein he tells us which astronauts are tougher and how to stay cool this [...]
SPACE PUSSIES
It’s the last show from the Gilfplex and we celebrate by discussing Sag’s bathroom woes, condoms, Craig’s AIDS test, a good use for Wesson, a better name for the vagina, the psychology of pubic hair, the return of Pecos Bill wherein he tells us which astronauts are tougher and how to stay cool this summer, Don Knotts and Obama, Don Knotts on HBO, Obama and Star Trek, Ed McMahon, relive your childhood - yes or no, Don Knotts and Extreme Home Makeover, and that’s it!
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It’s the last show from the Gilfplex and we celebrate by discussing Sag’s bathroom woes, condoms, Craig’s AIDS test, a good use for Wesson, a better name for the vagina, the psychology of pubic hair, the return of Pecos Bill wherein he tells us which astronauts are tougher and how to stay cool this [...]
MonsterQuest
We’ve been in a rut lately, but we have discovered the funny again and we’re puking it up here for you.
When you’re in a rut, go back to what you know - sex and educational television.
The poop: New theme song, the maligned hanjob, Penquins and global warming, Life After People, the Polarity of the Earth, [...]
…If a diamond shone like dirt. Kansas holds a special place in my heart as a location I never want to visit again, and would never move to, even under pain of death. Kansas is the worst state in the Union. Period. I live in fucking NEBRASKA, and I wouldn’t go to Kansas to get [...]
The King is Dead - Michael Jackson, singer, dancer and kiddie toucher, croaks at 50. Annie isn’t okay.
Hi-nooooooo!!! - Ed McMahon, sidekick, pitchman, gameshow host and drunk, dies at 86. Cash4Gold is said to be the executor of the estate.
Charlie loses an Angel - Farrah Fawcett, actress, model, body painter and nutball, dies from anal [...]
…and thrown into the sun by football superstar Jim McMahon.
Jim had these words to say before the hail mary pass at the solar system,
“The Packers have lots of owners nobody knows instead of one owner who doesn’t know squat.”
Fair Warning: This will be a lengthy post. if you have a bad attention span, leave. Also to protect our asses, this is a satire of sorts and though I use copywrited characters, please know I’m not selling it or promoting it. If anything I’m satrically pointing out the faults of other’s misuse of their [...]
MySpace is laying off 420 workers. Wait - let’s go backwards. MySpace actually employed 420 workers. Then it laid them off because former MySpace users turned 25, sprouted some pubic hair, switched to imported beer and decided that glitter fairy gifs were probably not how adults should communicate with one another. Rupert Murdoch, the septugenarian [...]
This is Hollywood Undead. They are horrible. They got popular because of dickbags from LA on MySpace. People from LA are fucking morons. Hollywood Undead wear masks and rap over terrible nu metal. One of them is named Jimmy Three Tears. Or something. I don’t know really. I don’t exactly care. What I do know [...]
Cross Fit. It was made up by a bunch of special forces guys who decided that doing tons of pull-ups followed by random, high rep exercises with barbells and crunches constituted a good work out. Because you see, you haven’t truly worked your muscles or toned your abs until you’ve thrown up. Literally.
Here’s a sample [...]
