We’re back and live in brilliant HD! On tap: the dyson hole, worm holes, girl texts, piggy banks, LeBron James, Sanjay Gupta, the World Cup, ethnic animals and Amerigo Vaspucci. Download via: iTunes or other tunes

(VIA CNN) – On Cape Code, five miles of beaches were shut down when great white sharks were spotted just off shore in Chatham, Massachusetts. Link back to CNN story

Do we need to say more? Probably because we missed a couple of weeks of recording. But we’re doing this for free so take it easy! It’s fun here and we talk about crazy things like Foursquare and other filthy filthy things. We’re bad people. Ok, have a good day! See ya! Download via: iTunes [...]

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas unless you’re a quantum mechanic. So we have to talk about Sag’s trip to Vegas, why people hate magicians, the oil spill, swamp logging, the death Gary Colman, massive volumes of DNA fluid, Jason Statham and holes. (click on post title for inline player) Download via: iTunes or [...]

Listen, we’ve been busy so lay off! But if you still like us, you can listen to us talk like idiots about urban farming, Cracker Barrel, The Swarm, Ronnie James Dio, time travel, watching a show from the future, handjobs (again), futureporn, poopnests and the terror of the dork hair problem. (click on post title [...]

We’re not messing around this time. Jump in with us and hear our views on Iron Man, our first condoms, truckstop hookers, the most bleeped story in SFP history, talking about having a lot of sex, the boner story redux, your luck, a new type of porn and Trike Patrol. (click on post title for [...]

Malls. They’ve been around for a long time. They are the place where teens wander around to taste independence for the first time or take their first dates. Stoners go there to buy chocolate covered pretzels and hit on the teens that look legal. Old guys stare at the teens and hold their wives’ purses. [...]

Amputees have better and better options for not just living a normal life, but a near superhuman one, thanks to great advances in carbon fiber prosthetic limbs. Runners with these limbs regularly trump normal speedsters, and some amputees have actually returned to active duty military service after losing legs and arms in Iraq and Afghanistan. [...]

What would make meatloaf better? Putting other foods inside of one. All that and also more Phyllis Diller and Dilling, the gulf oil rig disaster, Boron, Hussein Hussein Hussein, why Stephen Hawking sucks, the Mad Bomber What Bombs NY at Midnight,  Bonanza, at last the Double-down, and food inside other foods. Enjoy. (click on post [...]

A lot of people are jumping off the Facebook wagon in light its new privacy settings. So what will they do instead? Super Fun Patrol investigates.

What was the real cause of the dip in the US Stock Market on May 6? Super Fun Patrol gets to the bottom of the issue to find the real cause.

Grover Norquist calls the term teabagger ‘the equivalent of using the ‘n’ word.’ We agree – and here’s why.

Super Fun Patrol Discovers Secret Foes Blacklist Friday, April 30th – Super Fun Patrol, in the midst of searching for our usual, extensive cataloging and downloads of furry hentai, somehow came across a confidential document intended for the eyes of Fox News broadcasters, producers and directors only. Signed by Fox News head Roger Ailes, it [...]