Oh, Dick Vitale. Ye of the most potent of masculine names (is that tautology?). Many men have aspired to reach such lofty heights of nomenclature: A veritable pantheon of names such as Dick Butkus, Dick Army, Chuck Shick and Honoré ‘Gargantuan Penis’ de Balzac.
Who can argue that the person who coined the term ‘dipsy-doo dunkeroo [...]

We’re awful men. If you have any humanity or morals at all you will not listen to this. But if you don’t, you can hear us be really mean to Dick Clark and people who go to concerts. We also discuss (meanly) meeting straight at the other end of gay, our NEW jingle for O’Charley’s, [...]

Pizza Street
We’re doing it. We’re getting into jingle writing. And we’re kicking it off this week with Milwaukee’s Best: “Put on your vest at the behest of the king of milwaukee’s best.” You’re welcome, Wall street! We also discuss fighting at El Monstero, celebrity deaths, the how-to of humor, buffets, upscale shopping, the Facebooks, the [...]

Sag Dates Aughra
We’re back, friends and others. We will tell you what we think, and we think that mountain climbing is stupid and so is Mt. Hood.  We think that fooling a blind climber is funny. We think we know the reason Tiger Woods cheated. We KNOW about 5th grade ostrich stories. Craig thinks Puerto [...]

Some websites and Internet ‘bloggers’ get really lazy around this time of year and resort to some warmed-over articles about the true meaning of Christmas, or fruitcakes, or just what the hell is Kwanzaa and did they make it up just to have more candles than a menorah?
Or how about a top 10 list of [...]

Enola Gay
Greetings True Believers! This cast goes out to all the homers with the road boners, the ones fingering or banging, everyone heading down to the flow valley, and everyone who wants to know what the Jersey Shore is really like. We also discuss: the Way Out Club, is she a lesbian or just dressed [...]

The management would like to apologize for this podcast. It really doesn’t matter what this podcast is about because we decided to throw out subjects and just politely laugh for 23 minutes. Don’t believe me? Just listen. It’s the opposite of Phyllis Diller. Ok, not the opposite – that would be Rellid Sillyhp. Ok, that’s [...]

Because of this.
(Editor’s note: Poor bastard kittens don’t know this isn’t the Post-Dispatch building. They’re too cute to tell!)

Emboldened by right-wing support stemming from his use of the racial slur, ‘raghead’ at a recent political rally, local baker David McArthur has now released a line of racist cakes.
“If the liberal thought police hated that, they are really going to hate my Inside-out-Polack-cake. The icing is on the inside!”
His unapologetic attitude continues in delicious [...]

Navy Pier
Hello sports fans! Love the show. First time caller, long time listener. So in appreciation, we give you the worst intro of all time, how to be really unsexy, Ron Jeremy, sufupa, fupa, bonsai people, ask Dr. Sag, the measure of excitement, how YouPorn knows you better than you know yourself, how to build [...]

More fucking burger joints.  That’s what we needed right?  In the St. Louis area I would estimate that 99% (and that’s probably low) of our eateries offer some form of meat fist for purchase.  How in god’s name can another restaurant open and be successful by offering absolutely nothing new on its menu?
I think its [...]

What happens when you can’t find your kid? Do you call the cops or cause a national incident? Or do you turn it into the most successful reality show on television? Sponsors, our pockets are ready for monies.
We also talk about: Cream Pies, Red Tube or You Porn should sponsor us, the TRUTH about health [...]

Rams? No Sunlight!
We heart our Rams, only we don’t really because they are not good and also they are bad. But what we do like is talking about stuff that is funny or at least phoney. Stuff like this: We found your money, the blimp, the terror of nocturnal emissions, catchphrases, Flomax, Man vs Fish, [...]

TRUCKER CUM and the SUPERFUND PATROL
Get rich with The Superfund Patrol and get on board with our hatred of Phyllis Diller. We also talk about Mad Monster Party, Roman Polanski, Tom & Jerry, Nancy Pelosi, Paul’s product idea for better restroom visits, Craig’s hatred/love of Alli, the Legendary Earl and Trucker Cum, the Olympics come [...]

No I didn’t sneak onto your boat and crap in your coolers.  No I didn’t eat your stash of cashews.  No I didn’t dent your trumpet or douse the mouse piece with fish flavored saliva. And I certainly didn’t soak myself in fish piss and lay on your benches.  It was the fucking seals man [...]